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Someone came round posting these through everyone's postboxes on the Woodchurch.
Basically:
"Grey cat missing, if found, please contact 07813201644"
Thanks!
"C20 LET bang"
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Thats the worst Missing poster ever
Bar one word it may aswell have said 'Missing, my cat, ring XXXX'
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What's it missing? A leg? An eye? Its owner? 
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....send a ransom text 
What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
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Found - grey cat with one leg and one eye missing. Misses his owner dearly.
Give me £1000 and he's your's.
Reply to PO Box.....
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Has he still got the pencil sharpener intact.
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
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If the cat had been facing the other way, those things in the middle of the road would have been totally different. I like the old ones. 
Birkenhead........ God's own Room 101.
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Cats bums in the centre of the road...not very bright, but you would avoid them.
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have a bit of Respect please guys.
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Has the cat been found dead  ...I lost my best pen last week - turned out I had only misplaced it 
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Did you find it in a pencil sharpener?
God help us,
Come yourself,
Don't send Jesus,
This is no place for children.
Bertieone.
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I've found it! Unfortunately, it was cartwheeling over the roof of my car as I careered down my road.  Actually, I don't know if it's been found yet, but I know how bad it is to lose a pet. My cat came back after a whole month though, I'd completely given up, only for it to then bugger off a month later to ANOTHER house up the road, the ungrateful furry barstard.
"C20 LET bang"
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I don't think they actually get lost, they just find another pillock to look after them. I know someone who got pulled up for keeping putting collars on someone else's cat, one she had owned since it was a kitten. This crafty moggy was spending more time at someone elses house than its own and this woman thought it was her cat. They agreed that the cat could carry on the way it had always done and the women became good friends because of that. I know, I know, sometimes cats get run over but they don't get lost, they go where they want to go.
Birkenhead........ God's own Room 101.
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