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Mike make sure you keep abreast of the situation lol

HI ALL,.. NEW,S... A MAJOR GAS EXPLOSION AT M.A.R RAILWAY...a police spokesperson said today 20/06/2011 there was a gas leak which caused a BANG at a secret massage sauna situated in a basement in a block of terrace houses that were being built. IT was a BIG BANG there was absolute carnage to the area of the 5 foot X 4 foot layout. THERE was CONDOMS, K.Y JELLY TUBES, TOWELS, RUBBER AND LEATHER items, various BATTERY items, and funny looking BLUE TABLETS, scattered all over but with STIFF opposition the brigade managed to put the fire under control and out .THERE was no danger to the public and no casualties. A police spokesperson said it was an inside job a they are KEEN to speak to the owner of the house a description provided by a neighbour said you are looking for a YOUNG LADY aprox mid 20,S FIVE FOOT SEVEN in hight BLONDE HAIR,, MAROON DRESS ,BROWN EYES,and she has a FETISH for rubber round things.IF this woman ROLLS into to your area please INFORM your local police station .THE owner of M.A.R RAILWAY is very depressed and doesn,t know IF he will carry on .WE WILL SEE???...

THE FIRE BRIGADE PUT THE FIRE OUT NOT the brigade SORRY ..

SORRY the WHOLE layout NO MORE was wiped OUT BY GAS LEAK!.

Your a bloody jinx Mike, did you build the Titanic by any chance.

NO BERT it sounds like your fancy woman keeping a knocking shop AND P.S IM NOT 99 YEARS OLD THANKS..

very titillating! lol

Heading to be a storm in a "C" cup !!!

F too big,remember more than a handfull is a waste!

Sorry Mikeann,couldn't resist,keep up the great work.

The way this is going I can see Mike will have to make a perfect scaled down washing line of women's underware. This will be at the back of his terrace of houses with "Peter The Perv" just visible peeping behind the net curtains !!!

There's a challenge Mike. What size is a clothes peg in GN 15 ??

Maybe get the bomb damage sorted out first !

I hope that gas leak wasn't Bert...

NO it was bert,s lady friend MADAME SUE..

IVE gone from making nice little model trains and buildings for a hobby and recovering to GERMAN BOMBS, GAS LEAKS, FIRES, MASSAGE PARLOURS, MADAME SUE, UNDER WEAR, TYRES OF ILL REPUTE ,BIG/SMALL BOOBS ,FIRE BRIGADES, POLICE, AND EVERY MAD THING YOU CAN THINK OF,no wonder im feeling a bit down BUT DONT YOU WORRY I MIGHT?????????? BE BACK WITH EVEN BIGGER.. BOOBS,GAS LEAKS,TYRES,UNDER WEAR,EVEN BIGGER BUILDINGS, TRAINS, PEOPLE, AND ANY MAD THING I CAN THINK OF, SO THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND WORDS GOD BLESS X..

This thread gets stranger every day...

let's hope it keeps going!

Keep up the good work Mike. It's obviously very therapeutic !