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Mad Martha was last seen heading North with Dirty Girty, both tired up in the back of a odd looking vehicle driven by Pinz. He's taking them to his tenement hide out in the Gerbils, where he keeps them drugged up by making them sniff bluetac.

I, didnt get a wink of sleep last night bonzo,s toe nails were digging in my back most of the night and snoring out of all three was like thunder and then to top it all tinkerbell decided to have a midnight snack and ate all the bloody ice-creams and then her tail kept touching the button for the ding dong tunes {I wonder why people were throwing things at the van at 4 o,clock in the morning we dont sell ice cream at that time???}no swim for her today greedy croc, anyway ann and i and the pets will be setting off on a road trip today in the ice cream van/trailer {once ive stocked it up} to a foreign country??? to retrieve the track and small loco engine we left there so we can rebuild m.a.r railway after MAD marthar tattyknickers dirty trick!. the transport police are still looking for her!, before we go i have to get a tow bar fitted to the ice-cream van hope it will take the strain of the trailer/pets, anyway got some jobs to do see you all later cheers mike/ann ...great we have the tow bar fitted so we will be off soon hope we have everything??...

sounds like a sticky ending then bert..

Sending this from my Strawberry Badtooth. We are now only a few miles short of Gretna. Managed to get 25mph out of the old crate on the downhill bit past Tebay. Dirty Gertie and I have decided that whilst in the area, we are going to do something silly. Yes.... we are both going to..... buy a carton of Sunny Delight and drink the lot !

Man, this is livin' !!!!!

Brilliant guys!

tow bar fitted so we will be off soon hope we have everything??... pinz when we set off, me/ann/bonzo/tinkerbell/van and trailer we are going the other way south so keep on trucking and dont spill the juice. I dont know? what the ice-cream van will do to the gallon?? with the big trailer, two croc,s, a load of ice cream, camping gear, ann , petrol cans,food good job we have the fridges keeps the {body,s} sorry FOOD cool for bonzo/tinkerbell take care cheers mike/ann...

Loving the banter,keep taking those happy pills boys!!

well here have a new driver to a new layout running along side the other one and the road trip, only bigger scale! his name is BERTIE and im going to make a little diesel loco for him with the bits in the photo, it will have engine out of a jaguar xk 120. such a lot to do ill see you later cheers mike...

Eat your heart out Pinz, i get to drive a choo choo.

Grrrrr. (Stomps off to sulk!)

now now now!... boys you both can put your dummies back in!, did you think i would leave you out as well pinz im working on a figure? for you in the same scale as bertie 1/12th scale, dont worry and a engine as well now both go out and play while i get on with the work. take care everyone cheers mike/ann

Well we crossed the channel god its hard work on the poor old ice-cream van just about pulls the trailer, anyway when we got off the ferry i noticed bonzo and tinkerbell were licking their lips a bit more than usual and had big grins, we found out that we had a couple foreign stowaways coming back from england and they tried to hide in the trailer, WELL they didn,t hide for long. Well we are going to have breakfast and then set off again i think ann said we heading to some where that has a blackpool tower and the people talk funny.cheers mike/ann and the pets X.

Good topic Mike!

That'd be blackpool then mike

Hasn't gay Paris got a Blackpool tower thingy.