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That'd be blackpool then mike .... well it could be? but the people talk strange a bit like blackpool i suppose, the only thing is bonzo and tinkerbell keep jumping around in the trailer for joy licking their lips looking at all the {frogs} sorry french LEGS.cheers again everyone mike/ann....oh well we will keep going and see where we end up next????,are you sure your holding that map the right way up ann?.

Well we made it to the border ann/bonz/tink are all fine its just a bit of a strain on the old van,anyway there we where at the border control when out pops this little man from his little control box "peaked cap small moustache a right little hitler" and asks about bonzo an tinkerbells paper work and i reply two, two, in true british finger salute and then he goes a funny red colour and screams "NIEN NIEN" and im saluting no no two two!,after him jumping up and a bit i tell him the paper work for bonz and tink are on the back tailgate of the trailer.Well i think?/hope? the ding dong tunes through the loud speakers of the van drowned out the screams as we drove off sharpish.I tell you what the roads are nice and straight which is good as that will keep bonz and tink from moving about to much after their breakfast at the border control.which reminds us we will go a few more miles yet and then stop and have something to eat our selves, do you fancy a another tune ann, "ding a ding a ding a ding a dong"?!. cheers for now mike/ann/bonz and tink X...i could have swore i seen a peaked cap roll down the road as looked in the rear view mirror??.

well we stopped for a bite to eat, we are beside a big lake so bonz an tink can have a swim BUT they are not feeling to well a bit of a tummy upset it must have been that nasty piece of meat?? they had at the border. Ive given them 10 packets of SETTLERS each that should cure it.anyway ann and i are going for swim now {skinny dip} and then breakfast a rest then start off to the next border so cheers for now. mike/ann/bonz/tink X...

Love reading the Adventurers mike keep it coming

well, ann and i bonz and tinks have made it through the last border control ok, But the poor old ice ice-cream van is finding it hard to climb these mountains sometimes we are down to driving at walking pace, so to save straining the van ann has bonz/tinks walking behind on their leads the only thing is its causing a few accidents because people are overtaking, see us turn the heads open their mouths say something looks like? WHAT THE FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCC, then forget they are on a "bend", then drive of the side of the mountain. But DONT WORRY they have that insurance ive seen on the television i think? its named after the capital of this country. Well we have stopped at a cafe now and as bonz and tinks were very very good they are having a treat a big round block of swiss chesse and chocolate yum, yum, oh life on the open road its great mountain views good clean fresh air! OH whats that smell? OH sh*t! tinks has done a big DUMP on the floor!, ANN where,s the tissues and shovel?,well we will set off soon after cleaning up and finishing off our drinks to the next border. take care everyone. ann i bonz and tinks X....

hi, while mike/ann/bonz and tinks are off to get the black engine and track from abroad??, debbie the driver has just took delivery of a new fork lift truck to use around m.a.r railway... cheers deb X.

Hi Deb, while Mike and Ann are away, maybe i could come over and do some forking around with you.

im not that type of girl you naughty man...SLAP X

Oh yes you are <-- Me.

bert when BONZO and TINKERBELL get back from their holidays im sending them both around to your house snappy X deb,s .....

ill just tell you a little about the trailer we pulling with bonz and tinks inside,i designed it myself it has a moving floor two layers on the top the croc,s and underneath is a moving tray/floor so when tinks/bonz do their toilet buisness the waste collects in the bottom and then i have a special .RED. button on top of the gear stick that when we find a quiet part of a road i PRESS and all the sh*t and bits fall on the road as we drive along.its great no stopping and as long as the road is quiet no body knows.ill be back later cheers mike/ann/bonz and tinks X ..

Keep up the good work Miketrain!

hello everyone, right we have gone through the last border control ok and we noticed this country sells a lot of pizzas and has spaghetti trees, i think bonz and tinks are licking their chops at thought of all the pizzas.There was a slight incident on the road after a few miles back we started to climb this long upward bending mountain road, we had gone a good few miles with the ice-cream van staining away slowly when i saw in the rear view mirror a red open topped FERRARI behind, there was a guy and girl both with sunglasses and all teeth posing in the car.Well he tried to overtake but as he did someone coming the other way made him get behind again, So this was going on for few miles so i think he got a bit inpatient because he started to blare his horn and screaming funny words and was revving his engine.well he was upsetting ann/bonz and tinks and im not having that! so i let him past on a bit of a straight road he blares his horn does a two finger salute and speeds off into the distance.WE drove some miles and were feeling a bit peckish when i spotted a pizza palour so we pulled in, as we got out i spy the the red FERRARI from before parked behind us a bit away. ann and i go inside and the couple are posing all teeth and gold charms and sun glasses and fake tan. i order a pizza for ann she has a ham and cheese and i have a chicken and sweetcorn and two nice big classes of cool coke with lots of ice,we have a nice meal but then the posing couple start talking to the waitress (a very nice girl who served us} like piece of rubbish and she,s very nearly in tears poor girl and the other customers are feeling a bit sorry for her as well.Anyway we finished our meal and we order two take way pizzas for bonz and tinks both cheese and tomato, so we feed the pets and we get back into the van and i reverse back a bit and then i PRESS the .RED. button by mistake and OH DEAR all the sh*t and bits falls into the red opened topped £180 thousand pound FERRARI!. And we drive off sharpish as we pass the windows of the pizza parlour everyone is clapping and waitress blows us a kiss.Lets see if they can get the stains out of those seats??.! cheers ann i bonz and tinks X ...

Sounds like you're having a good time Mike, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, when i went to see Debbie the other day, to my horror the bounder and super cad Pinz was already there going up and down with Debbie on the fork lift truck, not sure of the correct description but i think they were forking, please hurry up home and sort them out.