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oh yes a bra tax, that would leave a few of our larger ladies strapped for cash. LMAO,love that one mate. No guitarlad, to avoid the tax, that would leave our larger ladies UNstrapped for cash!  Bigger knickers tax haha
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[quote=venice]A playground tax. They could make all the public park facilities like on the fairground where you stick your kid in and then bung a quid into the cointaker to make it work. Good God, Dyou know what Wiki people -- this thread should serve to show us how lucky we are , the council hardly taxes us on anything !!!!!  ------YET  [/quote best hope they are not watching Venice.
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oh yes a bra tax, that would leave a few of our larger ladies strapped for cash. Us larger ladies already pay a LOT of money for BRAS......!£25-£30 THANKS...lol
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I have a good one - very relevant at the moment maybe - how about a POLL TAX where every person pays the same towards local services regardless of where they live
I am sure there could be few objections to such a simple system
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5 Precepts of Buddhism seem appropriate. Refrain from taking life. Refrain from taking that which is not given. Refrain from misconduct. Refrain from lying. Refrain from intoxicants which lead to loss of mindfulness
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 What about bonking/sex tax?, and if you use a rubber ITS double BUT there could be problems they might charge a time limit?....  Mike Im interested in your ideas to monitor folk for this very profitable tax? tele screens from council to bedroom? Sex only allowed in pay as you use booths in designated places? they would only charge us a TV licence tax for the monitors...
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I think that a bedroom tax could work well.
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I think that a bedroom tax could work well. I'm wondering what happens to people in bed sits, is it a living room, is it a bedroom, do they pay only the rate for the space their bed takes up, which means its not big enough to be classed as a bedroom at all. What if they use a sofa bed, is it only a bedroom for the time they're sleeping in it and do they get a rebate for the time the bed is folded away, how will they monitor this to allow for the difference in sleep patterns between normal human beings and university students.
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Toll roads around Wirral or 'traffic lights' tax. Every set of traffic lights we go through,.... bingo! Car reg and automatic payment sent through the post at the end of each tax year. They like getting at the motorists, so why stop with the car parks? Plus there's enough traffic/pedestrian lights to raise millions.
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I still think a pavement tax would raise loadsamoney.
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Anyone who puts Christmas lights up.
I can actually see that happening one day,in the not too distant future but, probably as a fine.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect.
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Tax for those leaving their gardens unsightly with long grass and unkempt bushes. Then they could ensnare you into paying either this or the garden bin tax! Kind council giving choices!!
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Well in the center of Town you could just tax fat, drunk or smacked up people
but then again where would the money come from - us taxpayers again!
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wont be long before we all have to "pay as you speak"!!
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What about a picture hanging TAX? in homes so much for pictures in the living room, so much for pictures in the hall etc etc.... 
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