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granny #834715 1st Nov 2013 10:16am
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There was a grey man called Yang
Whose thong, was a thing you could ‘twang.’
One day, when a gnome passed him bye,
We know not and shall not ask why;
But Yang lost his Yin-ga-ling !!!!
shocked


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granny #834721 1st Nov 2013 10:57am
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Originally Posted by granny


There was a grey man called Yang
Whose thong, was a thing you could ‘twang.’
One day, when a gnome passed him bye,
We know not and shall not ask why;
But Yang lost his Yin-ga-ling !!!!
shocked
ol great poem for yin Granny.thanks for sharing.mines was better though.

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I've decided to get into shape,
Though knowing I'll never be skinny,
Would just like to lose a few pounds,
So I could wear a bright red bikini.

The way to lose weight, I'm told,
Is to join a class at the gym,
After a few weeks, they're sure,
I 'd be on the right track to slim.

At first I was a quite skeptical,
When told loose clothing to wear,
If ever I had any such clothing,
I wouldn't need to be there.

The first class was absolute agony,
Perspiring and jumping around,
Then onto the treadmill I went,
Hoping I'd walk off a pound.

At last that class was over,
I'd really been put through a test,
With aching limbs, I was thankful,
I could finally go home to rest.

Dreaming of that gorgeous bikini,
Encouraged me to lose weight,
But after gym, I'd be so hungry,
I piled up the food on my plate.

After six weeks of gym classes,
That bikini might be within reach.
Weighing, I stepped on the scales,
With visions of me at the beach.

The hand of the scales moved forward,
Just couldn't believe what I saw,
Expecting to have lost a few pounds,
I weighed even more than before!

Well, that put an end to my dreaming,
Of seeing a bright red bikini on me,
It's back to my dark one-piece swimsuit,
Which covers me from neck to knee.



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Originally Posted by granny


There was a grey man called Yang
Whose thong, was a thing you could ‘twang.’
One day, when a gnome passed him bye,
We know not and shall not ask why;
But Yang lost his Yin-ga-ling !!!!
shocked



There was an old lady named granny
Whose boobs dangled down past her fanny
One day, a gnome passed her by
And gave her the eye
But realised that "she" was a tranny!!! grin

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Originally Posted by YinYang
Originally Posted by granny


There was a grey man called Yang
Whose thong, was a thing you could ‘twang.’
One day, when a gnome passed him bye,
We know not and shall not ask why;
But Yang lost his Yin-ga-ling !!!!
shocked



There was an old lady named granny
Whose boobs dangled down past her fanny
One day, a gnome passed her by
And gave her the eye
But realised that "she" was a tranny!!! grin


raftl only one laugh, two knocked off for the word 'boobs' grin


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Candlyfloss #834794 1st Nov 2013 8:28pm
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Candlyfloss, you are good at this. Hidden talents.


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In the land of the goolie bong tree,
There's time to take afternoon tea;
Where they play bing and bong ;
Pinz 's rod is quite long,
And Yin squeels out ' I'm free' ! I'm free' !
And Yin squeels out ' I'm free' !

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granny #834805 1st Nov 2013 9:06pm
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Originally Posted by granny
In the land of the goolie bong tree,
There's time to take afternoon tea;
Where they play bing and bong ;
Pinz 's rod is quite long,
And Yin squeels out ' I'm free' ! I'm free' !
And Yin squeels out ' I'm free' !



There was an old lady named granny
Whose manliness was very uncanny,
With great, hairy cankles
And stubble which rankles,
But her beard was quite spic and spanny! thumbsup

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Originally Posted by YinYang
Originally Posted by granny
In the land of the goolie bong tree,
There's time to take afternoon tea;
Where they play bing and bong ;
Pinz 's rod is quite long,
And Yin squeels out ' I'm free' ! I'm free' !
And Yin squeels out ' I'm free' !



There was an old lady named granny
Whose manliness was very uncanny,
With great, hairy cankles
And stubble which rankles,
But her beard was quite spic and spanny! thumbsup


There was an old man named Yin,
Whose legs were incredibly thin,
Like a bird on the wire
Flew higher and higher,
Until they snapped laugh

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granny #834809 1st Nov 2013 9:22pm
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The old man of Luss,
Made no such fuss
When he went out one night to get laid;
Along came a duck ,
The old man got stuck;
The egg from the duck was delayed.


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Originally Posted by granny
There was an old man named Yin,
Whose legs were incredibly thin,
Like a bird on the wire
Flew higher and higher,
Until they snapped laugh



Deep that one granny. Very deep. think

Strangely moving as well. Might use it for my epitaph.

YinYang #834814 1st Nov 2013 9:31pm
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Remember Leonard Cohen?
Blimey, suicide was permanently top of the agenda, when he was around.



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Think I'll have your poem about me read out as a eulogy, whilst they play 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd, swiftly followed by Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah'.

There wont a dry eye in the house... frown

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Originally Posted by YinYang
Think I'll have your poem about me read out as a eulogy, whilst they play 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd, swiftly followed by Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah'.

There wont a dry eye in the house... frown


Oh, very nice. Pretty hasty eulogy,
but you're not thinking of shooting off to a higher level just yet, are you???

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Originally Posted by YinYang
There wont a dry eye in the house... frown


...or maybe even 'wont be'!!


Yes granny, I've finally gone to seed.

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