[quote=ShySusie]My friend who was in the army said that when the Russian Army arrives here they will go from house to house searching for women and when they find them they will do whatever they want to them!
I am really worried about this!
The Yodel delivery person always has trouble finding my front door as it is down a side passage.....[/q
Yep its a well known fact Susie, when they find them they make them cook a full English breakfast, if there's no brown sauce they will be beaten with a bratwurst
I could never pass myself off as a Russian, I only have a Chipolata
Awww don't feel bad Dilly, believe me a girl is more likely to encounter a Chipolata than a Bratwurst and as for a Salami, we may well dream but they are not out there in real life.
Her we go ! How to derail a thread with a chipolata.
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. ~Chief Seattle
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. ~Chief Seattle
OMG! People really didn't dress like that surely? Do not remember much of the 70s. Was a dark time for me and was only 11 when it finished.
And that song ......so many reasons it would be unacceptable in these boring PC times!
Original version below with reasons it would not be acceptable!
North side, east side................ ( suggesting diversion in society) Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town..........(encouraging monarchist ideology) Dancing, glancing............ ( encouraging voyeurism on the dance floor) Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down .....( offensive to people with the names 'Star, Shoe, Shimmy or Shuffle') Way past one, and feeling alright ........(offensive to people with insomnia) 'Cause with little Willy round they can last all night...........( offensive to men with larger penises suggesting impaired performance compared to smaller ones) Hey down, stay down, stay down down........... ( offensive to men with erectile dysfunction) 'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home...........( offensive to homeless people with no choice) But you can't push Willy 'round .......( demeaning violence) Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no..........(gross breach of confidentiality) Little Willy, Willy won't go home ( offensive to homeless people with no choice) Up town, down town................ ( glorification of economic divide) Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style (offensive to those with impaired mobility) Inside, outside ............(suggesting diversion in spatial living) Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile.....( offensive to people with the names 'Star, Shoe, Shimmy or Shuffle') Mama done chase Willy down through the hall...........( Mama should be replaced with 'nominated individual guardian') But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all........... (blatant disregard for other members of society) Hey down, stay down, stay down, down ......( offensive to men with erectile dysfunction) 'Cause little…(offensive to small people)
Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect. ~Chief Seattle
