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I'm thinking that Slo-venia need to change their name to Fast-venia  Bloody hell fire!! Mind you, they are only playing the Yanks 
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Germany Even Missed A Penalty!! 
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I know!! What is going on this time?? Seems to be that the "main" teams are struggling more than the so called outsiders. The Ref for the Slovenia-USA match is a bit whistle happy though.
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The Ref for the Slovenia-USA match is a bit whistle happy though.  And that goal for usa should of been aloud sh!t ref that.
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James 'earns Capello faith' Heskey to keep his place, despite calls for DefoeSky Sports News sources understand that David James has been promoted to England's starting line-up to face Algeria while Emile Heskey will keep his place in attack.
Speculation has been raging over who will start in goal for England on Friday night after Rob Green's calamitous error led to last weekend's 1-1 draw against the USA in World Cup Group C.
Sky Sports News revealed earlier on Friday that veteran shot-stopper James had forced his way to the front of manager Fabio Capello's mind, despite fitness concerns, and that appears to be the case. England's attacking options have also come under the spotlight after goal-shy Heskey and Wayne Rooney failed to click in the frustrating draw against the Americans in Rustenburg. Jermain Defoe was thought to be in contention to replace Heskey, with a win essential against Algeria, but Capello is thought to have kept faith with the Aston Villa striker because of his team-work. Jamie Carragher is expected to start as a replacement for Ledley King having been a half-time substitute for the Tottenham centre-back after he sustained a groin injury, which is threatening his future involvement in the tournament, against the USA. Capello confirmed earlier in the week that Gareth Barry would return to the centre of midfield following the Manchester City midfielder's recovery from an ankle injury and James Milner is set to miss out. SKY SPORTS NEWS
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Apparently all future televised England matches are going to be shown on the Gay Adult Movie Channel as the sight of 11 ar$eholes getting hammered for 90 minutes is far too explicit for normal tv 
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The England team went to visit an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with very little hope and facing the impossible" said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
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A kinky guy went into a house of ill repute and asked the madam if they did humiliation. "Oh yes," the madam replied, "we can certainly do that." "Great," said the guy, "but I don't want any of the soft stuff. Its got to be total humiliation and nothing else." "No problem, sir," the madam replied. "That will cost you £37.50." "Blimey," said the guy, "that's cheap for total humiliation. And what exactly do I get for that?" "An England shirt," the madam replied.
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Fook the shitty overpaid, egotistical, in it only for themselves and nobody else, can't play as a team if their lives depended on it, controversy-seeking, celebrity X11 aka the England football team... THE REAL PRIDE OF ENGLISH SPORT THIS WEEK!!Oh, yeah, not forgetting.. - 2003 World Cup winners - 2007 World Cup finalistsAnd they achieve all this without front page headlines, without affairs with other team"mates" wives, without attracting controversy, without the support of 95% of the nation, without the £100,000+ per week wages, without the multi-million pound player sponsorship deals etc, without the need for "clear the air" talks etc!! They just get out there, and do their very best, for the pride of England!! Now, remind me when the last time an England football team made it past the semi-finals of a world cup... 1966 ffs! They will be dreaming, for a very very very very, many years to come! THE FA and the players will make sure of that... What difference does it make to an Italian manager anyway?
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what if by any miracles we get to play Italy,who will the manager be supporting.
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im made up because germany got beat
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Is there anyone alive who genuinely believes England actually have a chance of winning this world cup?   4-1 lmao What legends  Now, can the country get back to normal after the reminder of how crap our national football team is. 
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Should have had this guy in the team ...
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Just heard someone on TV say "lets get behind the team"
I agree, that's the best place to give them a good fookin.
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Have just heard that the england teams flight is being diverted to Glasgow in order to give the team the hero's welcome they wanted. what a sack of @rseholes, being governed by a complete testicle.
don't throw those bloody spears at me!
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